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Here are some of my favorite quotes by famous people.  I hope you like them as much as i do! 

Here are some movie quotes I like. Some of them I use a lot in everyday conversations. Just ask my friends. =D

The Emperor's New Groove

• "I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove." "Soooooorrrrrrrry!"
• "Now who's in my chair?" "Oh, I know! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair, right?" "Very good, Kronk! Here get the snack!" "Got it!"
• "I know! I'll turn him into a flee! A harmless little flee. And then, I'll put that flee in a box, and put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives-AHAHA-I'll SMASH it with a HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!...............Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! Take it Kronk! Feel the power!" "Oh, I can feel it."
• "Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong leveeeeeerrrrrrrr! Why do we even have that lever?"
• "Oh, right.......oh......riiiiiiiiiiiight"
• "Hit-him-on-the-head" "More broccoli?"
• "A llama!? He's supposed to be dead!" "Yeah, weird." "Let me see that vial." "This isn't poison. This is extract of....LLAMA!"
• "Take him out of town and finish the job now!" "What about dinner?" "Kronk, this is kind of important." How about dessert?" "Well, I suppose there's time for dessert." "And coffee?" "Alright, a quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!!!"
• "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh.....huh?"
• "For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!" "Well pal, you should've told me that, befor I set it up." "Aaaaaahhhhh-boing-aaahh!"
• "What are the odds of that trapdoor leading me out here?"
• "Hah! Boom-daddy!"

Lilo and Stitch

• "It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Punch the fish a peanut-butter sandwich." "Punch is a fish?" "But today we were out of peanut-butter! So I asked my sister what i should get him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Punch tuna! Do you know what tuna is?" "Fish?" "It's fish! And if I gave Punch tuna, I'd be an abomination! So I'm late because I had to go to the store and buy peanut-butter 'cause all we have is-is stinkin' tuna!" "Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?" "Punch controls the weather." "You're crazy."
• "Your knuckles say cobra. Cobra Bubbles. You don't look like a social worker." "I'm a special classification." "Have you ever killed anyone?" "We're getting off the subject."
• "I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps…and get disciplined?" "Disciplined?" "Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks." "Bricks?" "Uh-huh."
• "Mm-hmm, all our dogs are adoptable. Except that one!" "What is that thing?" "It's a dog - I think - but it was dead this morning!" "It was dead this morning!?" "Well, we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!"
• "His name is Stitch." "Now, that's not a real name......in...Iceland. But here its a good name!"
• "Hello? Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house. They want my dog."
• "Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw."
• "Oh so cute and fluffy!"
• "My name Stitch. Does Stitch have to go in the ship? Can Stitch say goodbye?"
• "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."

Harry Potter

• "Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy!"
• "How many are there?" "Thirty-six. Counted them me-self." "Thirty-six? But last year-last year I had thirty-seven!" "Well some are a bit bigger than last year." "I don't care how big they are!"
• "Sorry about that!"
• "Hello. Who are you?"
• "Amazing! It's just like magic!"
• "You've got dirt on your nose by the way, did you know? Just there."
• "Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."
• "She needs to sort out her priorities."
• "I shouldn't have said that."
• "Why spiders? Why couldn't have been 'follow the butterflies'?"
• "Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't want to tap dance!" "Well, you tell 'em, Ron." "Oh, yeah, I'll tell 'em...I'll tell 'em...zzz..."

Mulan

• "You lied to me!? And what are you, a sheep!?"
• "Yup! This cricket's a lucky one!"
• "I think it's going well, don't you?"
• "Hmph. She brought home a sword. If I were her, I would've brought home a ma--"
• "Sign me up for the next war!"

The Thief and the Cobbler

• "Gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head..Gotta get the ruby off the fat guy's head..Gotta get the ruby--Oof!"
• "There should be a sign that says 'Beware of Signs'."
• "I'm so hungry, I could eat a vegetarian."
• "Must be hard to always talk in rhyme."
• "Rule #1: Keep your eye on the ball and have feet like a monkey."
• "Rule #2: You should always wear underwear when you're up this high, otherwise you'll attract a serious crowd."
• "These flies are driving me crazy."
• "Shouldn't there be tracks here?"
• "No, guys, I'm not tall enough to ride this ride a-a-and i suffer from dizzy spells, honest, a-a-and I'm pregnant!"
• "Hey, I can see my house from here."
• "Man, this is getting old."
• "Hmm, babies don't go 'clang'..."
• "Hey, what are you doing here?" "What am I doing here, what are you doing here!? You never visit, you never call...!"
• "It's a...DEVIL BALL!"
• "Oh, hello ball....BALL!?"
• "Why do I do this, what's the point?....Oh yeeeeaaaah, pain's gone! Feelin' good, feelin' fine."
• "Who decorated this place?"
• "You're going to buy me a castle by the sea...and you're gonna buy me everything I need to turn the basement into a rec-room...and you...honey, I tell ya...I'm going to Disneyland!"
• "Oh yeah, hurry...you're being carried."
• "Man, I'd be dead if this thing started to applaud."
• "Okay, okay, who's got the camera?"